Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex Tank Top Size:M 1887" above a white banner

1887" above a white banner reading "SCRANTON

Nothing says old money legitimacy like burnt coffee and insider trading

representing a steel town where baseball belonged to working people

but the audacity of asking is half the vacation

White mountain peaks with a small AT-AT walker silhouette sit above cyan and white text reading "HOTH" inside a rounded rectangle

Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex Tank Top Size:M 1887" above a white bannerKilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal