I'd Buy That For a Dollar - Long Sleeve T-Shirt honolulu Nobody has ever asked Karl

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and places like these gave it a soul

A cartoon figure in a top hat and formal suit stands above white cursive reading "A Family Tradition" and red and white block text reading "WARNING: CONTAINS LIGHTER FLUID

Selling antiques you personally owned in the 1500s while keeping a katana under your trenchcoat is peak small business energy

Bold golden-brown block text reads "THE PALMS" above smaller text reading "IN THE JUNGLE

I'd Buy That For a Dollar - Long Sleeve T-Shirt honolulu Nobody has ever asked KarlCatching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible. Decades later we're still buying that for a dollar, still being the joke. Inspired by RoboCop. The Details: Distressed white hand lettered text reads "I'D BUY THAT" across the top. A posterized illustration of Bixby Snyder depicts his round glasses, goatee, and wide open laughing mouth, framed by a blue TV screen glow. Bold white distressed