The Stripe Club | Christmas Striped Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs Size:5X You’re welcome

You’re welcome

the only American flag swim briefs that say exactly how they feel

The only way to protect yourself from an alien invasion is to wear this pair of bikini underwear covered in intergalactic warriors

but I've got two ideas top of mind)

finger traps and scarves made of game tickets

The Stripe Club | Christmas Striped Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs Size:5X You’re welcomeCome on, thats just Ball Hammock Pouch Briefs with some red and green stripes. So lame. Guess again, jerk! The festive color palette and pattern will make your body look like a present waiting to be unwrapped. And the horizontal stripes will accentuate your curves in all the right places. Oh, and there are also white stripes, idiot.