Farts: A Spotter's Guide our lamps and lanterns reduce

our lamps and lanterns reduce fire hazard

this Tea Towel does it all – without a negative impact on the environment

SLEEPER (Newborn to 24M) * Slim and snug fit following regulated safety standards * Extra stretch on wrist cuffs for a comfortable fit * Snap tab at neckline to keep curious hands from pulling on zipper * Non-slip

and much more

Double-sided

Farts: A Spotter's Guide our lamps and lanterns reduceSure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent but Deadly to the rip roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound.