The Peacock Player | New Years Eve Party Suit Jacket Size:US Jacket 46 The difficult thing is how

The difficult thing is how to make yourself known in a sea of black North Face jackets and pea-brains who don't wear helmets

Because you are late

Flamingos are the international sign of swingers

but it's just as tasty on spring break in Cabo

I've spent more time than any human should on an elliptical

The Peacock Player | New Years Eve Party Suit Jacket Size:US Jacket 46 The difficult thing is howIntroducing the Peacock player, probably the greatest Peacock Suit ever invented if anyone else even invented one. In many cultures the peacock is a sexual deity, possessing the ability to cause ground shaking orgasms from merely the sight of his plumage. That may not be true, but we put the plumage on this New Years Eve suit anyways. New Year's Eve is no time for modesty. It's 2019's final swan song and you gotta get out there and shake yo tail