You Should See The Size of My Sack - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL " with a distressed illustration

" with a distressed illustration of a low-roofed building flanked by palm trees beside a bowling ball and pin

Curved white rounded text along the bottom reads "THEY ANUS

White serif text reading "IL" is centered inside the state silhouette

This one’s as real as it gets

Pink cursive script below reads "Hollywood

You Should See The Size of My Sack - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL " with a distressed illustrationSanta hauling a box twice his size is just plausible deniability for the oldest locker room brag in holiday history. One second of squinting at the text and suddenly everybody at the party needs a much larger glass of wine. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration in red depicts Santa Claus struggling to carry a comically oversized wrapped gift box topped with a bow, rendered with weathered screen print texture. Distressed red block text below