The Hot Tropic | Tropical Flamingo Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Size:XL This red and green plaid

This red and green plaid reminds me of my middle school uniform

NOW you’re truly content

Plus the font is small enough that your partner will have to get all up in your boobs to read them

circa 2001

Send a bigger hint that sticks with these emoji covered long leg Ball Hammock®

The Hot Tropic | Tropical Flamingo Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Size:XL This red and green plaidDid you know that flamingos get their pink feathers from the food they eat? While they munch on algae and brine shrimp, their body metabolizes the pigments turning their feathers that pretty pink color. If I turned into the color of what I ate most I'd be walking around like a perfectly crunchy and chewy piece of caramel colored bacon. Product Details