Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_football A large coral-red crab illustration

A large coral-red crab illustration rendered in a vintage distressed style fills the center

My fingers are like arrows

Golden-yellow arched text reads "INLAND EMPIRE LEAGUE" above "ESTD

A small circular emblem depicting a mosquito in amber is centered at the bottom

and signage reading "TED'S RANCHO

Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_football A large coral-red crab illustrationFragile balls requiring careful handling is either a Christmas ornament label or a very honest urology brochure. December just happens to be the one month both interpretations get equal airtime. The Details: Arched golden tan serif text reads "FRAGILE BALLS" above green pine branches with two hanging ornaments, one red orange and one golden yellow, suspended from dark caps and hooks. A scalloped border frames the bottom text reading "HANDLE WITH