Chest Bag - SATURDAY WHORES CINCO Your cooking sucks anyways so

Your cooking sucks anyways so give everyone something else to talk about… our hilarious apron

You’re a boss bitch with lots of bling

You're too poor to have any real bags and so you wear tote bags as a fashion piece to accent your quirky personality as you buy yak's milk at Trader Joe's

1 concealed zipper pocket

Comes with a funnel and 2 cups

Chest Bag - SATURDAY WHORES CINCO Your cooking sucks anyways soYoure a hot mess that loses all your shit. Wallets. Keys. Anal virginity. Not anymore. This chest bag will not only serve as a conversation piece but also carry all your shit while keeping you hands free. Its made of durable canvas fabric and features a spacious compartment with double nylon zippers and an inner pocket. Care Instructions: hand wash or machine washable by cold water and dry hang in the air, do not bleach.