Too Many Bitches On This Dick Mug • Making eye contact that

• Making eye contact that should probably be illegal

and just enough edge to make people look twice and think

Of course not

or calmly hydrating as clipboard tyrants spiral over trash cans being out 11 minutes too long

I'm a walking testament to satisfaction and gastrointestinal success

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