Happy Force of July T-Shirt | Test Lab Chickens of America Size:XL Featuring an ion drive that

Featuring an ion drive that looks suspiciously more advanced than anything you could cobble together from spare RadioShack parts (RIP)

Note: Wearing this shirt does not guarantee incredible discoveries

Each shirt comes with emergency chocolate for those moments when your app is "just scaling differently"

The "Caffeine Therapy" and "Liquid Sanity" bottles acknowledge psychology's dirty little secret: sometimes the most effective therapeutic intervention is admitting that consciousness is exhausting and chemical assistance is both necessary and socially acceptable

reliable analysis without the theatrical overconfidence typically associated with people who've never had their theories demolished by actual experimental data

Happy Force of July T-Shirt | Test Lab Chickens of America Size:XL Featuring an ion drive thatDescription Celebrate American independence with controlled variables and proper experimental methodology through our "HAPPY FORCE OF JULY" patriotic laboratory celebration because apparently someone looked at the Fourth of July and thought, "You know what this national holiday needs? More scientific precision and definitely some official laboratory test subjects wearing tiny patriotic hats while conducting peer reviewed fireworks analysis." This