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Celebrate the most morbidly wonderful time of the year with The Alibi Room’s “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Decomp” crewneck — a darkly festive twist on classic Christmas cheer

Deck the Morgue with Skulls and Holly Wrapping Paper sunflower art Remove Thyself From My ImmediateDitch the glitter and go for the gothic with our limited edition wrapping paper designed for those who prefer bones over bows. Vintage skulls, holly, and snowflakes scatter across aged parchment like clues on a crime scene festive, forensic, and faintly foreboding. Each sheet feels like something lifted from a Victorian autopsy report if the coroner had impeccable taste. Wrap your mysteries, your novels, or your not so innocent treasures in the