Happy Fucking Birthday Candle Flavored Lube one press of the quick-release

one press of the quick-release trigger drops the pressure instantly

What's Included: 2-tiered enhancer ring and 4-tiered enhancer ring

The moment she feels that first rhythmic glide against her

so you are never hunting for batteries when the mood hits

This is a well-made plug from a brand that builds to a standard

Happy Fucking Birthday Candle Flavored Lube one press of the quick-releaseThis is a birthday candle that says exactly what a lot of people are thinking. It skips the sentimental nonsense and gets straight to the point, which is why it tends to get a genuine laugh out of just about anyone who sees it. Simple, direct, and a little inappropriate in the best possible way. It does its job well as a candle and does its other job well as a conversation starter. People buy this as a gag gift for a friend with a good sense of humor,