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and then spent the last century systematically sabotaging its production with technology that convinces our brains it's perpetual noon

or really engaging discussions about why mitochondria deserve more recognition for their cellular contributions

and it will happen while you're floating in a metal can surrounded by the infinite vacuum of space with no technical support chat function available

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25% diplomatic immunity

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