Vodka, Blow, Regret T-Shirt Size:4XL and friends may appoint you

and friends may appoint you as the official custodian of their most sacred vows

Embrace bold positivity with our "Sex Yes" long sleeve tee

Wear it that an air of over-the-top charisma

Introducing the "Start Sampling My Goods" mug - because nothing says "good morning" quite like a bold invitation to partake in the glorious blend of caffeine and questionable humor

Introducing the "Show Me Some Ass With Some Stretch Marks" Hoodie – because why hide behind perfection when you can flaunt the beauty of real life with humor and style

Vodka, Blow, Regret T-Shirt Size:4XL and friends may appoint youThis t shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 100% combed and ring spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Fabric weight: 4. 2 oz. yd. (142 g m) Pre shrunk fabric Side seamed construction Shoulder to shoulder taping