Don't Ask Me How I Wipe T-Shirt Size:L calm as anything

calm as anything

no distractions—just a polite sentence carrying the energy of someone who has already had a very long day and absolutely refuses to explain why

Tailored on an exceptionally soft premium t-shirt with a lived-in feel from the very first wear

And remember: at Sexual Pizza… it’s always a good time to come back for seconds

The long sleeve tee itself is soft

Don't Ask Me How I Wipe T-Shirt Size:L calm as anythingSome people go into the woods to reconnect with nature. Others go because the gas station hot dog gave them no choice. This solid black t shirt is for the second group. Simple. Direct. Spiritually unclean. Built for campfires, questionable survival skills, fishing trips, and standing near a tree line looking like youve seen things no person should ever witness, this shirt lets everyone know two important facts: you fear nothing, and hygiene has become