As If ...still not buying it. Cotton Canvas Tote Bag. Tin Candles The back cover bears the

The back cover bears the order’s creed

and 1 charcuterie board

Care: Wipe clean with the tears of your defeated rivals

Rose Latte

It’s the silent statement piece that lets everyone know you’ve read between the lines — and you’re not here for the limited-edition raspberry distraction

As If ...still not buying it. Cotton Canvas Tote Bag. Tin Candles The back cover bears theThis is not your average tote and certainly not your average buyer. The As If. tote is for those who see the headlines, clock the rebrand, and exit the chat. Its the silent statement piece that lets everyone know youve read between the lines and youre not here for the limited edition raspberry distraction. Take it to the farmers market, the pilates studio, or wherever soft launches go to die. Sling it over your shoulder while you do less beautifully.