First Astronaut = New Branch(); T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Control) Color:Sky featuring a retro chalkboard design

featuring a retro chalkboard design that proves life really does find a way - and so do biologists

-Anyone who's ever had to explain to their spouse why the garage needs more deuterium

Iron with amplitude control

-Distressed effect (matching your confidence after the front nine)

this shirt proves your personality is as solid as the bedrock you study

First Astronaut = New Branch(); T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Control) Color:Sky featuring a retro chalkboard designWhen git push comes to git shove, sometimes you need to make like an astronaut and branch out into the void. Our minimalist space explorer demonstrates the art of floating away from main because every good repository needs a hero willing to venture into untested code territory. Quick Stats: Premium cotton (commit tested) Durable print (merge conflict resistant) Machine washable (no force push needed) Available in sizes S 3XL (scales horizontally)