Once-in-a-lifetime events I survived Funny holiday gifts when she really wanted to

when she really wanted to ask if you were barren

keep them in a safe and secure place – such as this inconspicuous journal

If you have too many passwords and pin numbers to remember

and jot down all the adventures you want to conquer in this lifetime

If the list is getting too long you'll need this highly inappropriate bestseller to keep track of your dark secrets

Once-in-a-lifetime events I survived Funny holiday gifts when she really wanted toThat time your mother in law innocently invited you over for fondue, when she really wanted to ask if you were barren. Telling her that your Shih Tzu had chlamydia was some quick thinking. You really dodged a bullet.