Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Forest Based in Newark

Based in Newark

angular letterforms styled after heavy metal band logos with dark outlines

but the Luau served an entire escape

just a last name and a zip code on the East Side of Tulsa

and a fixed scowl

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Forest Based in NewarkParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming