Rolling Squirrels - Illinois - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL " with a hyphen splitting

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" A cartoon wolf in a teal blazer and red-and-white striped shirt grins while holding a martini glass with blue bubbles rising from it

A comic illustration bust depicts Conan the Barbarian with long dark brown hair

Golden-yellow italic serif text at the bottom reads "If you can't take a joke

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Rolling Squirrels - Illinois - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL " with a hyphen splittingRolling squirrels on roller skates sounds like a rejected mascot pitch until you realize somebody organized them across seven Illinois suburbs. Kankakee was apparently a key market in the squirrel skating economy. The Details: Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS" above two vintage hand drawn squirrels standing upright on roller skates, facing each other inside a circular white emblem. "CLUB" and "MANAGER JOSEPH NEKOLA" appear in smaller lettering