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Defense Time Traveling Knights T-Shirt | Medieval Tech Paradox Design space history apparel People who can calculate delta-vWhen the cavalry of physics crashes headlong into the castle walls of chronology, you get our "Defense Time Traveling" t shirt where medieval knights discover that the best defense against arrows is simply being when they aren't. This paradoxical masterpiece showcases a squad of Templar knights who have clearly violated several temporal protocols but look absolutely magnificent doing so. The design features a circular time vortex backdrop (because