Shit's Creek Survivor - Unisex Hoodie miami beach and marinara sauce in hoagie

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A black and white line-art illustration of a grand columned building sits centered on a green lawn with small bushes

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Bold red block text reads "ALL STAR" with black cursive script reading "Lanes" below

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Shit's Creek Survivor - Unisex Hoodie miami beach and marinara sauce in hoagiePaddling through Shit's Creek and slapping a vintage camp logo on it is the most honest souvenir anyone over thirty can own. Every barbecue has at least six survivors, and none of them packed sunscreen. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "SHIT'S CREEK" above a distressed vintage illustration of a figure in a hat paddling a canoe, with small wavy lines depicting water beneath and around the hull. Below the illustration, golden yellow