Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Sand traps probably trigger him

Sand traps probably trigger him worse than sand planets

which says more about the admissions board than the applicants

Lowercase white serif text reads "(separately of course)" at the bottom

Stretching from 32nd to 33rd Street on the ocean

Reducing a self-crowned emperor to three words on a book report is the most San Dimas thing imaginable

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Sand traps probably trigger himFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"