Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Brown Bold white text below reads

Bold white text below reads "NOT STONED

What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis

" Inspired by Jaws

and honestly

Johnny tossing his badge into the surf afterward is peak melodrama disguised as the only sane response

Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Brown Bold white text below readsCaffeine dependency rebranded as a simple recipe instruction is the most honest self assessment anyone has ever put on their chest. Calling it "just add" implies the rest of the ingredients were already there, which is generous. The Details: White minimalist coffee cup on a saucer with two wavy steam lines sits centered at the top. Distressed white heavy sans serif uppercase text reads "INSTANT HUMAN" below. Smaller white mixed case text reads "Just