Aloha Beaches - Unisex Hoodie comedy " Smaller royal blue text

" Smaller royal blue text reads "SCHENECTADY

and it's just the noise you make when someone hides behind a door

Wearing a dead war's battle flag to brunch is peak lovable meathead energy

Golden-yellow arched text reads "EST

Putting it on a shooting star just makes the creed official

Aloha Beaches - Unisex Hoodie comedy " Smaller royal blue textGreeting someone with "Aloha, Beaches" in a cursive font over a retro sunset is the wardrobe equivalent of flipping someone off with a flower behind your ear. Grandma sees Hawaii, everyone else hears the real announcement. The Details: A distressed red orange circle sits at the upper left beside flowing white cursive text reading "Aloha." Below, distressed white block text reads "Beaches" with a curling blue wave illustration to its right. Horizontal