I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex T-Shirt classic and a helicopter

and a helicopter

An Art Deco illustration of a tall spired tower with a vertical marquee spelling "BOWLING" in circular letter enclosures stands to the right

Red script text reading "Duke Snider" sits across a large distressed white baseball with red stitching details

" A red-orange steak illustration flanked by a knife and fork sits above curved red-orange text reading "LAKE PECHOGGIN

GE 909-58" beside white script reading "Cocktails

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex T-Shirt classic and a helicopterBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked