I'm Just Here for the Mac and Cheese - Unisex Hoodie classic but Jack Burton's personal mythology

but Jack Burton's personal mythology runs on a different engine than reality

Miyagi's headband-wearing face on a muscular bodybuilder torso mid-bicep flex

Bold distressed white text in a Hebrew-inspired blocky typeface reads "3000 YEARS" across the top

Arched bold white uppercase text reads "UTAH GET ME" across the top

Light blue cursive script inside reads "The Blue Oyster

I'm Just Here for the Mac and Cheese - Unisex Hoodie classic but Jack Burton's personal mythologyMac and cheese in a Pyrex dish is the only reason anyone has ever voluntarily sat through a three hour family gathering. The sentence doesn't even need to finish because the casserole already said everything worth saying. The Details: Curved golden yellow bold text reads "I'M JUST HERE FOR THE" in rounded uppercase lettering with a weathered screen print texture. Below, a hand drawn illustration of a light blue casserole dish overflowing with golden