Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Yellow Distressed white text reads "GRAND

Distressed white text reads "GRAND CENTRAL BOWL" beside a vintage cartoon bowler in teal and white atop a large orange bowling lane shape

Inspired by Christine

pure perfection achieved at age eight

fills the center beside white script reading "Canton

White cursive text reads "Cocktails" beside white uppercase sans-serif text reading "RESTAURANT

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Yellow Distressed white text reads "GRANDBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below