German Sausage Jokes Are Just The Wurst - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL with sailboats and masted vessels

with sailboats and masted vessels in a background harbor scene

Arched cream text reads "AS HEARD ON THE DELICIOUS DISH" above "PETE SCHWEDDY'S" in gold serif lettering

Bold angular sans-serif text below reads "COHAAGEN" with "AIR" centered beneath in matching burnt orange letterforms

Bold distressed white text along the bottom reads "COLLEGIANS

rendered with a weathered screen-print texture

German Sausage Jokes Are Just The Wurst - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL with sailboats and masted vesselsGerman sausage puns operate on the principle that acknowledging a joke is terrible somehow makes it funnier, which is a level of psychological warfare most comedians can only dream of. Precision engineering applied to wordplay was inevitable. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration of a sliced sausage log with two cut rounds sits at the top, rendered in pink and dark maroon with visible spice spots in the cross sections. Dark maroon Gothic