Trophy Husband - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Negotiating with Hans Gruber using

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Trophy Husband - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Negotiating with Hans Gruber usingEarning the title of trophy husband requires the same qualifications as a participation trophy, which is mostly just not leaving. Both look great on a shelf collecting dust. The Details: Distressed white serif text in a bold, chunky retro style reads "Trophy Husband" across the center chest, with a weathered grunge texture applied throughout the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck shoulders for