This is Pterrible - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Forty air-conditioned lanes gave North

Forty air-conditioned lanes gave North Jersey families a year-round escape

Firecrackers and hot dogs doing a vaudeville soft shoe routine is the most honest portrayal of July Fourth ever committed to cotton

A parody car rental spoof design inspired by Knight Rider—because who wouldn’t want to take KITT out for a spin

Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top

Charging for breathable air is just good business when you run the only utility on Mars with zero competitors and a suffocation-based cancellation policy

This is Pterrible - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Forty air-conditioned lanes gave NorthPteranodons dodging meteors during a mass extinction event really only had one word for it, and they were pterribly right. Spelling it in cursive just adds emotional damage to geological damage. The Details: Distressed white retro script text reads "This Is" at the top. A pteranodon in warm yellows, oranges, and reds soars through flaming meteors rendered in a vintage illustration style, with teal gray smoke clouds and a golden yellow explosion along