Always Wash Your Balls - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Santa's global delivery route means

Santa's global delivery route means he technically has ho's in every area code

Distressed red serif text reads "VERNON DUSTERS" above "1947" in large red numerals

Justice doesn't need jurisdiction when he's got righteous indignation and a county-issued vehicle to destroy

Arched distressed white text reads "I WAS VISITED BY" above bold distressed white text reading "THREE SPIRITS

December just happens to be the one month both interpretations get equal airtime

Always Wash Your Balls - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Santa's global delivery route meansGolf etiquette has exactly one rule that applies equally well at the course and in the shower. Hygiene and a good short game have more in common than anyone at the clubhouse wants to admit. The Details: Cursive white text reads "Always" above a distressed white vintage illustration of a golfer in mid swing, wearing a polo and slacks. Bold distressed white block capitals read "WASH YOUR BALLS" beneath the figure. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover