Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt tombstone Re-electing him feels less like

Re-electing him feels less like civic duty and more like watching destiny run unopposed

Pledging twenty-five bucks to save a station whose top-rated show involves a mop and a fire hose is the most rational financial decision that town ever made

Lane Meyer keeps coming back

with bold white block letters reading "CHRISTMAS" and bold green block letters reading "PARTY" below

Charles De Mar dispensing ski wisdom with the confidence of a man who just snorted the mountain itself

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt tombstone Re-electing him feels less likeSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit