Have a Holly Jawlly Christmas - Women's T-Shirt chester A distressed yellow "#3" sits

A distressed yellow "#3" sits to the left of a golden-yellow halftone portrait of Kelly Leak in a baseball cap with a cigarette in his mouth

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Bold white text below reads "NOT STONED

flanked by white lightning bolts and the numbers "19" and "89

because nobody browsing the warehouse expects a cursed ghost workshopping his flesh situation downstairs

Have a Holly Jawlly Christmas - Women's T-Shirt chester A distressed yellow "#3" sitsSanta trading reindeer for a great white shark is the most honest upgrade in Christmas logistics because at least the shark is upfront about biting. Nobody questions the transportation budget when teeth are involved. The Details: Arched cream text reads "HAVE A HOLLY JAWLLY." Below, a vintage pulp style illustration depicts Santa Claus in his red suit riding a great white shark bursting from blue green ocean waves, its jaws open with rows of sharp