Dick in a Box Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_ofc Green uppercase serif text reads

Green uppercase serif text reads "A BODACIOUSLY SMALL TOWN

Number Two treating world domination like a quarterly earnings call is why evil never scales properly

Crawling through five hundred yards of sewage is a hell of a way to earn a fishing license

Straight white block text below reads "YOU'RE LAST

Arched distressed white block text reads "SQUAD GOALS" in a curved layout

Dick in a Box Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_ofc Green uppercase serif text readsWrapping a box and cutting a hole in it remains the most ambitious gift giving strategy in holiday history. Somehow it's more romantic than anything you'll find at Tiffany's and more legally questionable than anything you'll find on Craigslist. The Details: A high contrast, distressed white print shows two figures in suits and sunglasses from the waist up. Both figures raise a hand while holding a gift wrapped box in front of their waist. The