Realer Than Your Bitch Ass - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Santa trading reindeer for a

Santa trading reindeer for a great white shark is the most honest upgrade in Christmas logistics because at least the shark is upfront about biting

Green uppercase serif text reads "A BODACIOUSLY SMALL TOWN

holding a yellow bat

" Large red outlined text below reads "BURGERS" with a white banner reading "EVERYBODY WANTS SOME

but the community they built never really leaves

Realer Than Your Bitch Ass - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Santa trading reindeer for aBigfoot, a creature with zero verified photographs, is out here calling you fake, and the worst part is he might have a point. At least Sasquatch never photoshopped himself into a vacation he didn't take. The Details: Brown rounded text reads "REALER THAN YOUR" above larger brown block text reading "BITCH ASS." Below, a detailed vintage woodcut style illustration in brown ink depicts Bigfoot mid stride through a wilderness scene of evergreen trees.