I Pee in Pools - Unisex T-Shirt lindale Cursive white script reads "Rockbridge

Cursive white script reads "Rockbridge

Golden-yellow baseball script text reads "Dad Bod" with a classic swoosh tail extending from beneath the lettering

The informational value is zero but the commitment is genuinely unsettling

Cambodia was apparently just the tutorial level before something with mandibles showed up

Diagonal black text across the body reads "BREMERTON

I Pee in Pools - Unisex T-Shirt lindale Cursive white script reads "RockbridgePeeing in pools got its own vintage font treatment like it's a varsity achievement worth lettering in. Nothing says confidence like turning a universal crime into a chest mounted confession. The Details: Golden yellow retro inline lettering with parallel stripe detailing and distressed texture reads "I PEE IN POOLS" across three stacked lines, styled in a 1970s groovy typeface. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and