The Joke's On Santa, I Wanted Coal - Unisex Hoodie Size:L New York" above a pair

New York" above a pair of blue halftone boxing gloves with red lacing surrounded by radiating lines

representing a small mining town where baseball and hard labor shared the same dust

Flowing cyan neon-glow script reads "Double" above five bold block letters spelling "DEUCE

a working town's claim to something beyond the factory floor

and absolutely zero regard for pronunciation standards

The Joke's On Santa, I Wanted Coal - Unisex Hoodie Size:L New York" above a pairSanta's naughty list is just a free charcoal delivery service for anyone with a grill and zero remorse. Centuries of moral leverage, undone by a man in a Christmas apron. The Details: Arched white text reads "THE JOKE'S ON SANTA," above a retro cartoon illustration of a grinning man in a red Santa hat, red polo, and green apron grilling a steak on a round charcoal grill with tongs. Bold white text below reads "I WANTED COAL." Fit & Fabric: Style: