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Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal - 11oz Coffee Mug baseball Nutcrackers spent centuries on mantelsTommy guns solve most holiday disputes with a finality that even Kevin McCallister would respect. Gangster Christmas greetings hit different when delivered with the proper artillery backing. Inspired by Home Alone. The Details: A sprig of green holly with red berries is centered at the top. The phrase 'Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal' is written below in a white, ornate script. A white silhouette of a submachine gun rests beneath the text. The Specs: