Trick or Tequila - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White " Inspired by Jaws

" Inspired by Jaws

Delusional optimism is just regular optimism with better stories

Duluth's Dukes first took the diamond in 1935

Peaking athletically in 1986 at a game where the entire strategy is "tap heads and run" is the kind of dynasty that only lasts through snack time

Overlapping geometric triangle outlines in cyan and magenta frame the text from behind

Trick or Tequila - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White " Inspired by JawsReplacing "treat" with "tequila" in a children's phrase took exactly one brain cell and zero shame, which tracks for someone three shots deep by 8 PM. The skull in the glass isn't decoration, it's a preview of tomorrow morning. The Details: Distressed black block text reads "TRICK OR TEQUILA" across two lines. Below, a black and white illustration depicts a shot glass containing a skull with a lime wedge on the rim and a small spill puddle beneath,