4th of July Bigfoot - Unisex T-Shirt witchita Angular gold hand-lettered text reads

Angular gold hand-lettered text reads "STARDUST" with "BOWL" below in gold outlined letters

flanked by green music notes

" Teal script reads "Aztec Room" beside a small crowned bowling pin and ball illustration

Sloths operate at a speed that makes glacial erosion look like a competitive sport

Red parenthetical text reads "(HOME OF THE HABIT-FORMING SPARERIBS)" to the right

4th of July Bigfoot - Unisex T-Shirt witchita Angular gold hand-lettered text readsBigfoot finally left the woods and his first stop was apparently a fireworks tent and a flag store. Dressing Sasquatch in stars and stripes feels less like a joke and more like documenting something already happening in every rural county. The Details: Brown cartoon Bigfoot in the classic Patterson Gimlin stride wears a red, white, and blue striped Uncle Sam top hat and a stars and stripes tank top. One hand grips a lit sparkler while the other