The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Inspired by Days of Thunder

Inspired by Days of Thunder

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The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Inspired by Days of ThunderStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a