I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Morale Patch join or die • Contrast color drawcord and

• Contrast color drawcord and side pockets (all body colors include charcoal gray contrast detailing except black heather

this patch perfectly captures the absurdity of the world we live in today

Thanks to its adjustable strap and filled sweatband

Features Comrade Lenin digging one out on a porcelain

this majestic land of freedom and opportunity will be depleted of its most valuable natural resource

I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Morale Patch join or die • Contrast color drawcord andI Identify as an Attack Helicopter morale patch with absurdist internet satire for jackets, bags, hats, and gear that remembers when every forum had one joke and absolutely committed to it. Made with durable twill fabric and embroidered detail, this 3 inch round patch is built for meme era morale setups. 26% cotton, 74% polyester 3 inch diameter Attachment options: iron on, sew on, or safety pin