Pop Wheelies Not Pills - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy with two white stars flanking

with two white stars flanking arched white serif text reading "TEXAS" at the top

Arched bold white uppercase text reads "UTAH GET ME" across the top

Inspired by Barth from Barth's Burgery on You Can't Do That On Television

Smaller black uppercase text reads "THE MUG" directly below in the same slab-serif style

Below a horizontal line

Pop Wheelies Not Pills - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy with two white stars flankingSanta ditched the sleigh to pop wheelies on a mountain bike like a D. A. R. E. poster that finally snapped and went full send. Turns out the war on drugs peaked with a guy in red gear doing stunts nobody asked for. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "POP WHEELIES" across the top. A vintage hand drawn illustration of Santa Claus in his red suit and hat pops a wheelie on a mountain bike, front wheel lifted high, rendered in red,