Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Long Sleeve T-Shirt hanover Bold white rounded text reads

Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style

with radiating light beams from the horn and four-pointed sparkle stars scattered around the scene

Large gold-yellow kanji characters appear behind a red duotone posterized image of Billy Ray Valentine making a martial arts hand gesture with mouth open

I'm just a Caveman

but a spirit that haunts your liver every weekend at least has the decency to make you forget about it

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Long Sleeve T-Shirt hanover Bold white rounded text readsDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Style: