The Colonies Are Quite Rowdy Today - Classic Foam Trucker Hat fart with large cream text reading

with large cream text reading "TOSCHE STATION" and smaller text reading "POWER CONVERTERS & SHIP PARTS" below

gripping a bat in a ready position

this ultra-soft

Design inspired by The Californians

Bold cyan text reads "HARRY ELLIS" above a high-contrast stencil-art portrait of Harry Ellis lounging back in a suit

The Colonies Are Quite Rowdy Today - Classic Foam Trucker Hat fart with large cream text readingLosing an empire over tea taxes and then watching the colonies celebrate by detonating things every July is a level of restraint no therapist could teach. America's annual breakup party honestly proves her point. The Details: Bold white arched text reads "THE COLONIES ARE QUITE" above a distressed white portrait illustration of Queen Elizabeth II wearing a crown, flanked by decorative white stars on both sides. Larger western style lettering below