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Distressed white sans-serif block text reads "OLD" to the left of the glass

a vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts jagged mountain peaks flanked by evergreen pine trees

with weathered white block text reading "FRANCIS" curving below in a circular badge layout

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A vintage mid-century illustration of a winking Santa Claus fills the center

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