If You Ain't First You're Last - 11oz Coffee Mug rr_track_mvb axe over shoulder

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Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard" above dark brown text reading "PREMIUM WEREWOLF" and "BEER KEGS

Distressed white stencil-style text reads "GET TO" above large white block letters "DA" layered over a gray silhouette of a UH-1 Huey helicopter surrounded by gray tropical palm trees

the last status symbol of a guy whose entire career peaked at mid-level henchman

Nobody told him "a few laughs" meant defusing bombs barefoot while wrapped in Christmas lights

If You Ain't First You're Last - 11oz Coffee Mug rr_track_mvb axe over shoulderGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.