I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Customer complaints get a two-word

Customer complaints get a two-word return policy nobody survives

Cursive script reads "Downey

Retiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle

A mid-century modern illustration depicts an A-frame bowling alley building in red and blue with yellow awnings and a red line-work parking lot

rounded white retro text below reads "Old School

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Customer complaints get a two-wordBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked